I JUST WANT SO MANY WORDS TATTOOED TO MY BODY THIS IS BECOMING A PROBLEM
ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?
My heart stopped when I saw this….I can’t imagine
I almost didn’t reblog this but I had to.
All my love to those who serve this great nation and to the families for all they do to support them.
My dad always was so quiet after coming home on days he had to do this.
It took me a while to understand.. but shit.
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me
going to school:
going to a doctors appointment:
going to a dentist appointment:
going to my friends house:
going to a party:
going to a concert:
8 hours early
shit baby you're so wet already
that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
summer lovin (listen)
1. hello world - the maine | 2. let’s go - cartel | 3. gypsy woman - anarbor | 4. priceless - mayday parade | 5. five girls pizza - man overboard | 6. besitos - pierce the veil | 7. kids in love - mayday parade | 8. dammit - blink-182 | 9. some days - the maine | 10. you and i - anarbor | 11. feeling this - blink-182 | 12. together and tonight - major league | 13. right girl - the maine | 14. color - the maine | 15. (coffee’s for closers) - fall out boy | 16. homewrecker - the major league | 17. back breaker - hit the lights | 18. let the games begin - anarbor | 19. the perfect mistake - cartel | 20. the anthem - good charlotte | 21. castaway - green day | 22. alive with the glory of love - say anything | 23. stay out - hit the lights | 24. another song about the weekend - a day to remember | 25. small talk - state champs | 26. tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today - fall out boy | 27. summer fling, don’t mean a thing - new found glory | 28. summer hair = forever young - the academy is… | 29. sound of fire - this century | 30. seventy times 7 - brand new | 31. reckless abandon - blink-182 | 32. reckless - you me at six | 33. arrows - fireworks | 34. skeletons - real friends | 35. love your friends die laughing (electric) - man overboard | 36. wasting time (eternal summer) - four year strong
Backs of suits
I’M LITERALLY TEARING UP BECAUSE I NEVER PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.